Reason #6

Today I sliced up a loaf of banana bread and placed it on a plate in anticipation of my kids coming home from school and wanting a snack. I set it in the middle of the kitchen table, and then I sat down at the computer to check facebook. I heard a funny noise coming from the from the kitchen, but didn't think much of it, because in my mind there was no way that my medium size dog could possibly reach the plate up there on the middle of the table. Well, apparently, I was wrong.