Today I hate my sister's dog....
My sister and I and our families and our dogs have been staying at my parent's house. Today I was walking barefoot through the dining room on my way to do some laundry when I stepped in something warm and wet. My sister's dog had thrown up.... 4 tampons.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Reason #5
My dog licks herself very, very loudly and she always does it at bedtime. So every night we hear "Slurppy, Slurppy, slurppy, slurrppy, slurrrrrrrrrrrrp, slurrppy." Gross.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Reason #4
I was at my parents house enjoying the afternoon and decided to check my messages one day. There was one from the Humane Society. They said that some lady named Nora had my dog. Her dog was barking at something so she opened her door to see what was making her dog go crazy. It was my dog. Then my dog slipped past the lady, ran into this her house, went into her bathroom and wouldn't come out. I had to track down the lady's house and remove my stupid dog from her bathroom. Very embarrassing.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
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