Reason #4

I was at my parents house enjoying the afternoon and decided to check my messages one day. There was one from the Humane Society. They said that some lady named Nora had my dog. Her dog was barking at something so she opened her door to see what was making her dog go crazy. It was my dog. Then my dog slipped past the lady, ran into this her house, went into her bathroom and wouldn't come out. I had to track down the lady's house and remove my stupid dog from her bathroom. Very embarrassing.